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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Of Girls Having Fun @ 8:32 AM

So my friend just found out and told me he has the hots for a jock. Yeah, he was totally casual about it.

"Hey did you get that assignment for English? Yeah I totally didn't understand it either. By the way I think I might like a boy."

"Wait, what? Who?"

"Oh just one of our good friends,
(INERTJOCKNAMEHERE)"

I was pretty indifferent towards it. I remained totally calm.

Neither of us mentioned The Jocks' girlfriend of six months.

Yeah, I was totally born without those chemicals.

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opustoshenie

It's Russian.
A girl who just realized she was born without those chemicals.
Devastation.

exits

Actually, I intend to keep you in my basement.

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Woke up and spent all day acting as if everything were normal only to realize I had a huge scratch on my face. Great job me.